As you can see, I’ve revamped the Gallery, and added a couple of new photos to the various albums. There is now a photographic record of my Borders signing (and you can’t tell my zip was unfastened and that I can’t even manage to dress myself).

By the way, I don’t want a new watch…or a bigger you-know-what…or an online pharmacy…or tips on stocks and shares. All I want in my email Inbox are genuine messages. Those, I answer. Everything else is deleted!