Schlong, farewell…

…auf wiedersehen, goodbye! That’s what I’d like to say to the people who have inundated my inbox with adult-themed spam this Christmas. I don’t want a “super-sized one-eyed monster”, thank you very much! What I do like are messages from people who’ve read the book. What I would like is to hear from the people that PUBLISHED the book!

I’m really ready to do some more writing, but can’t sit at the laptop for long, so am rather frustrated. Is it worth returning to paper and pen? Can I remember how to write without getting writers’ cramp after a paragraph? I could use a dictaphone (that reminds me about a joke I heard…) but I couldn’t bear to hear the sound of my voice as I played it back!!! So many ideas, so little energy…