Day: 24 November 2007

The X-Factor

Imagine this hypothetical scenario (and it’s SO unlikely, that’s all it will ever be): Holly (trying to imitate Christina Aguilera, but sounding more like a constipated budgie): #You are beautiful, no matter what they say. Words can’t bring you down…# Simon Cowell (one eyebrow raised): “STOP! That was terrible. Who told you that you could… Read more »